Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
