Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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