you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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