He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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