It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
His hands were made for my vagina.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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