i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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