Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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