Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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