im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.