i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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