I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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