Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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