I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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