Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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