i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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