Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize