She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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