he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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