Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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