i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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