Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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