I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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