We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
At least make sure they are 18
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in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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