Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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