my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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