I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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