i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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