hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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