real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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