Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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