What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Holy sore nipples Batman
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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