A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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