so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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