Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
