I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she looked like the before picture.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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