Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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