Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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