I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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