I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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