just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
