I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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