'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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