Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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