I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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