I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
