okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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