Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Shame - the story of my life.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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