i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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