If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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