her vagine was all disorganized.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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