i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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