Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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